| What better way to give dad a great day than | | | | |
| to make him smile. With some funny Father's | | | | - No, I don't actually know what is wrong |
| Day jokes, you can do just that. This | | | | with your car. |
| sampling of Father's Day jokes from all over | | | | |
| the internet will surely tickle your father's | | | | - Son, let's go to the mall and get you an |
| funny bone this Father's Day. | | | | earring. |
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| One evening, while sitting around the dinner | | | | - You don't need a job! I have plenty of |
| table, a little girl looked up and asked her | | | | money for you to spend. |
| father, "Daddy, you're the boss, right?" Her | | | | |
| father was very pleased by this and replied, | | | | - Father's Day? Don't worry about that. |
| "Yes." Then, the little girl continued, | | | | It's no big deal! |
| "That's because mommy put you in charge, | | | | |
| right?" | | | | Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of |
| | | | water? |
| Q. Do dads always snore? | | | | |
| | | | But I've already given you ten! |
| A. No, only when they are asleep! | | | | |
| | | | I know, but the bedroom is still on fire! |
| Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Dad Say | | | | |
| | | | Junior had just received his brand new |
| - Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll | | | | driver's license. To celebrate the special |
| have to stop and get some directions. | | | | day, the whole family went out to the |
| | | | driveway and climbed into the car for his |
| - Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I bet | | | | first official drive. Dad went immediately |
| you're ready for un-chaperoned car dates! | | | | to the back seat, right behind the newly |
| | | | licensed driver. |
| - I like all of your friends' "Up Yours" | | | | |
| attitudes. | | | | "I'll bet you are back there to get a change |
| | | | of scenery, right? After all these months of |
| - Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take | | | | sitting up here, teaching me how to drive?" |
| my credit card, too. Have fun! | | | | Junior said to his dad. |
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| - Football? You want to play football? What | | | | "Nope!" said dad. "I'm going to sit back here |
| about figure skating, son? | | | | and kick the back of your seat as you drive, |
| | | | just like you've been doing to me for sixteen |
| - Mom and I are going away for the weekend. | | | | years! |
| Would you like to throw a party? | | | | |